Grit

The definition of “Grit”, per FireJoeMorgan:

David Eckstein is 4’10″ and appears to suffer from borderline albinism. Despite this, he is a mediocre MLB shortstop. After he throws the ball to first base, it looks like he needs to lie down from exhaustion. He also runs hard to first base, as most baseball players do.

Baseball analysts have interpreted this data to be somehow indicative of something more powerful than mere “tangible” baseball skills, perhaps residing somewhere deep in the (non-human?) DNA of David Eckstein.

In fact, a new wave of baseball genetic experts believes that there may be a mutant patch of genetic code on chromosome 11 in some major league ballplayers. In most cases, this causes True Yankeeism. Eckstein, they claim, was born with a mutationĀ of a mutation; the resulting phenotype features not only acute and heightened True Yankeeism, but stunted growth and fair skin and hair.

Links for Further Reading:

Eckstein Round-Up – FireJoeMorgan

Pseubermetrics: For All Your Grit-Related Baseball News

Tangiblizing the Intangible – Flotsam

Arteckle Alert! – FireJoeMorgan

Hi Everybody – FireJoeMorgan

Lede-Writing School – FireJoeMorgan

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